The Kirk, demigod, hero, angel, saint.
"Wait... I have to tell you something. None of this is real..."
"We're trapped by some powerful entity. He created all of this. Even... us. We're puppets. For his... entertainment. He implanted us with memories from some ancient play. I think we're less than two years old... Please. Tell me. Are you... creations of Xygax... the "Dungeon Master"... like us?
"...if you ever get the chance to face Xygax... Avenge us."