Side 2, Track 1: Attention All Planets of the Solar Federation!

[Grognardsw]

Side 2, Track 1: Attention All Planets of the Solar Federation!

The battle was done. The arena crowd screamed. The Queen on her transparent floating platform lowered down. Her beauty shocked and awed. She spoke:“Congratulations on your victory, music warriors! A most entertaining spectacle! Who are you?”

[Rex]

Alice

Drool.

[OGRE MAGE]

Mel struggles to get free of his bonds, unwilling to address the queen in conversation, or even face her in his current embarrassing predicament.

"Ahhhhh.....A little help here, fellas?"

[Grognardsw]

"Janx, gimme a hand with Mel!" yelled Jimmy.

[jemmus]

Janx snaps out of it, closes his mouth, and stops eyeing the queen. He goes over and helps Jimmy get the net thing off of Mel. It kind of reminds of the few times they've had to load a passed out and dead to the world Mel into Barbarella. And the few times he's woken up in the morning in Barbarella not knowing how he got there.

Strength 7 [1d20]=16

[Grognardsw]

Janx ran to help Jimmy untangle the entwined Mel. The wounded Hooter hobbled over as well. Together, they unwrapped the Menudolorean's metal cord from around the TPK singer's body.

They all regarded the Queen as she asked: "A most entertaining spectacle! Who are you?”

Jimmy whispered: "We finally found the Queen!"

I did my customary 30-second image search and nothing came up that could do the Queen justice. So you'll just have to imagine unimaginable beauty.

[OGRE MAGE]

Mel gets to his feet and tries not to stutter too much when he responds to the queen.

“Did you see all that? That was real right there! Shooting! Dying! Some real shit just went-on up in here!”

As his adrenaline wears off, he remembers what they are doing here.

“Oh ya! Greetings most fairest of queens! We are TPK! A progressive metal band from the planet Earth. We are here on a mission. To find you and bear unto you a most precious gift.”

The frontman looks around, trying to remember who has the weird dildo thingy.

“Those pretty fellas over there were trying to stop us. Trying to kill us!”

[Rex]

Alice

Out!

[Bluehorse]

Hooter looks exasperated as he comes down off her adrenaline high. All the aches and pains settle in and he sees his fallen bandmates with some trepadation. He looks over at the queen and for once thinks with the correct head. Hé reine dame! We got our kicked in the butts! Look at our friends, they look like table de travail du fabricant de saucisses! Do you have any way to make with the helping of them? Is there any kind of furutre medicine? Some kind of elixir you can put up their connard with an enima or something and fix them up?

[Grognardsw]

Jimmy remembered that Alice had the instrument for the Queen. He retrieved and gave to Mel.

The Queen regarded TPK. Was she human, or something else? Her beauty and presence were overwhelming, not just to the band but to the whole arena crowd. Could such mass appeal come from one being?

“One can fight and never win, but never win without a fight,” she declared to Mel. The crowd ooohhhed and aaahhhed. "You are in the arena, where the entertainment is combat. A base and tasteless thing for many, but excitement for many more."

“TPK of Earth? Natives of Terra in sector MW-9! Your people face challenges ahead. Your technology, like Nature, must also be tamed, with a view towards its preservation. Given the same state of integrity it will surely serve you well. The most endangered species - the honest man - may still survive annihilation. Forming a world, a state of integrity, sensitive, open and strong.”

"Now what is this gift you bring?"

Hooter appealed for medical help. The Queen smiled as she looked at the accordianist. She motioned. Hugh-bots hovered in and attended to Alice, and took away the dead. TPK were shown to a back room where there was a line of liquid-filled vessels.

A busty Nurse-bot spoke: “These are Bacta tanks for rapid healing. Submerge into the liquid healing agent. You breath with the mask.”

[jemmus]

Janx goes over to Derek's unmoving body. Derek, man, they got ya. I always guessed you wouldn't make it past 27. Like Hendrix, Joplin, Brian May, et cetera, et cetera. But I thought it would be, you know because of partying. Not from being killed by... Menudolorians. While delivering Gedalexnel's sex toy instrument to the queen. But you join the best of them, man. Keep on jamming, brother!

I'm sorry, Your Highness. We just need to do one thing. He flicks the ENGAGE switch on his future six-string to Off, turns the Volume and Gain knobs up, and rips through the crunchy rhythm guitar part of THK's "THAC0." The volume is ear-splitting, even for a room this huge. He's stooped over his guitar and head banging, and sometimes throwing his head back making feeling-it guitar faces. The last chord echos resounds, and poignantly fades away. D7 chord D7 chord D7 chord D7 chord D7 chord

Rhythm Guitar 79 [1d100]=24

Not sure if Derek got into a Bacta tank and might be revived. If so, Janx might be even more embarrassed than any time in the 7th grade.

[OGRE MAGE]

“Very profound!”

Mel tries not to slobber to much talking to the queen, wincing at the ear splitting tribute to their downed brother.

“Sorry. It is his way.”

“Anyway! Here it is! An instrument……ummmm…..fit for a queen.”

He hands the device over with his head bowed low, embarrassed that he doesn’t really remember what Geddy told them the thing was actually for. He thinks about partying a little less from now on to improve his memory, but knows it won’t take.

[jemmus]

GM, nice lyrics from Rush "Natural Science."
One of their best ones, IMO.

[Grognardsw]

Mel…doesn’t really remember what Geddy told them the thing was actually for.

Tired, wounded, their high harshed by violence and grief, TPK struggled to remember what Gedalexnel told them to say to the Queen when giving her the gift. (Intx3 % check to remember, or an Advantage bonus on roll of your choice if you really remember)

“Why, what an unexpectedly pleasant surprise,” intoned the Queen, her sultry voice massaging the brain of the listener. Wait - it was telepathy, not sound, that carried her voice!

“What may I ask is it?”

[jemmus]

Janx remembers that Geddy said that it was from somebody, whom they later learned was the queen's consort dude. Or ex-consort dude. Or maybe it wasn't from him, it was for him. There hadn't been time for a smoke yet, his brain wasn't fully in its right state.

The above is what I remember as a player. Don't blame Janx for having a fuzzy memory. Int x 3 = 33. [1d100]=15

[Bluehorse]

Hooter doesn't know what to do with himself. One one hand, sexy queen, sexy nurse, possible drowning in a tube of mystery liquid... It was like that time he got drunk in Dusseldorf...

[OGRE MAGE]

An uncustomary ray of memory suddenly shines on Mel's brain.

“It's an instrument, I think. We’re supposed to tell you it's from Duke Phalron! Do you know who that is.”

[Grognardsw]

Musical Inspiration: In the Mood, by Rush


Janx searched his memory for what Gedalexnel had said about the dildo instrument. It was on the tip of his tongue (the memory, not the dildo) when it came (again, the memory) to Mel first. "It's an instrument, I think. We’re supposed to tell you it's from Duke Phalron!" ejaculated Mel. "Do you know who that is?”

A look of pleasure (for the memory) crossed the Queen's face at Mel's words. She lit a scigarette and exhaled pink smoke."Ah yes, Duke Phalron! I do indeed know him. Now I understand." She took the finely crafted 9" instrument, turning its rubbery form around in her hands, her fingers passing over the holes, lightly touching the veined buttons.

The Queen parted her robe and slid the instrument into her private place. Her eyes closed, legs rubbed, hips wove. And behold! Glorious music emanated from between her thighs, a mystic rythm that captured thoughts and carried them away. The Queen's body weaved, then spun and danced as the music changed and the arena crowd was caught up in an overwhelming communal orgasm (3d6 Int. check or join in.)

Hooter, perhaps delirious from blood loss, considered shagging the busty nurse-bot as she-it carried him and Alice away to the Bacta Tank.

I've been waiting to say "Save vs Orgasm" since I was 12. Today is the day.

I think this adventure would make a great Heavy Metal story.

For remembering or looking up (the Find feature is a useful thing ), Mel can roll with an Advantage on a future roll of his choice.

Well I never expected the Magnifiku arc to last 280 posts, from Nov. 16 to now, 14 pages from Side 1: 17-30, and Side 2: 1, but it's easy to lose track of time on a pleasure planet.

[Bluehorse]

Hooter was confused but that was nothing new. and Save Vs. BigO?

Int 14v [3d6]=11
Unexpectantly resist! He is CLEARLY low on blood...

He eventually is coaxed into the mysterious tank and looks around as it closes. Uh... guys? Are we sure this is safe?

[Rex]

Alice

In tank, "Gurgle gurgle"

The Big O (11) [3d6]=8