Porphyry scoffs, "Command is unresponsive? Typical! Well, we'll soon sort out the chronic malingering that appears to be the hallmark of this crew! In the absence of communication from Command, authority must pass on to the highest ranking personnel. Namely, me." Porphyry tries to repress an evil grin as he intones this last word, but his face lends itself so easily to evil grins.Grognardsw wrote: "I will need to inform Command to update the records," she responds. "However, Command has been unresponsive to my requests. I have requested IT help desk to check communications. In the meantime, black cards may be issued to the Admiral and his staff."
She presses more buttons. Nothing happens. She looks at a slot in the surface of the table. "It appears the card dispenser is malfunctioning."
"As for your card dispenser... Hmm. I may have someone on my staff who could open up this cabinet and effect repairs. Or, at least, access the cards within, so that you, my dear, will be able to distinguish yourself among the crew as capable and dutiful in the pursuit of your appointed tasks."
Turning to the others, Porphyry whispers, "Do you think Fingal might be able to crack this box?"