OOC/banter/questions, slings and arrows for the GM

[Zorroroaster]

You should name him "Danger."

[Zhym]

So he would live the life of Danger no matter what he did?

Ehrborn Danger...no, just doesn't have quite the right ring to it.

[MonkeyWrench]

You could make it a title of sorts, that may work!

Ehrborn the "Danger" Ranger.

[Zorroroaster]

Better add "Stranger" in there somewhere while you're at it.

[Zhym]

Ehrborn the Stranger Danger Ranger?

Either kids are very uncomfortable around him, or he goes around to schools to teach kids how not to get abducted.

Yeah, I'm going to say it's the latter.

[AleBelly]

And he drives a white stagecoach with no windows in the back.

[Zhym]

What's the OSRIC price for a bag full of candy?

Man, this is just a dark, dark place we're going to.

[Keehnelf]

Ilfrien is hard to differentiate from an angry little girl until you talk to her, so I'm going to have to object to this line of conversation.

[Marullus]

She is less differentiated after talking to her.

[Zorroroaster]

Ilfrien just shakes her head and sighs as she eyes the spell book on the table as if reconsidering its distribution. "Well, at least you have options."

And that, dear friends... is Ilfrien's soft side. I KNEW it was in there somewhere!

[Keehnelf]

Yeah, that's about as soft as she gets: considering whether your ongoing weakness should be a reason to revoke goods already provided, and then trying to be reassuring about the fact that you're a failure

[Zorroroaster]

Dude, you're almost as cold as she is.

[Keehnelf]

Dude, you're almost as cold as she is.

Whaaaat? That's not me, that's the other guy.

[Zhym]

I want to go to the salt mines, just so Angus can work, "Well, back to the salt mines!" into his lexicon.

[Zhym]

Ilfrien continues..."A trapped demon? A fireball? A secret its owner would kill to protect? Maybe even something of actual value?"

Maybe it contains Marcellus Wallace's soul! Or the fabled MacGuffin!

[Zorroroaster]

Brett: He... he's black...
Jules: Go on...
Brett: He's bald
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Brett: What?
Jules: [Shoots Brett in the shoulder] DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to fuck him like a bitch?
Brett: I didn't...
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did! You tried to fuck him. And Marcellus Wallace don't like to be fucked by anybody except Mrs. Wallace.

Damn, that's a great film.

[Keehnelf]

I saw that my freshman year of college and went back home to my sleepy small town the following summer. I tried showing it to my group of roleplaying buddies one evening and basically everyone fell asleep. I absolutely could not believe it.

[Zorroroaster]

Seriously? How is that possible?

[Zhym]

Then you decided to get the heck out of a town with such people in it?

[Keehnelf]

I had already decided that, but it really cemented things...