Both Karl and Edoard, slightly unhinged by their complete lack of efficacy, take two steps back to place a little more distance between themselves and the hooded thing. Karl notices that Edoard is always slightly at his elbow and a little behind, in every bar fight and alley brawl. He'll take it up ...

"'Twas nothing in the world me pa hated more than idleness and cowardice", says Hob. "You'll need to cower here in the rear without me, lads. Gold and silver to be had yonder and these men'll not keep me from what we came for." Hob the Dwarf will attack the nearest robed man with...

Sedge will scrutinize the areas we pass for mosses, mushrooms, any herbally important items of worth or note. His staff could double as a pole for triggering or pushing buttons or levering if needed. Edoard stands ready to flee at the rear of the advancing party, but ready to pick up any dropped ite...

The only one what shows any promise, really, is the Dwarf. Except in terms of RP, of course. I look forward to hamming it up as the villainous merchant Hobart Hobnail, Neutral Dwarfish stonemason STR 11 AGI 13 STA 14 PER 12 INT 10 LUCK 14 AC 11, HP 2 +1 reflex save, +1 fortitude save Born under the ...

'Allo - The Starcrossed Company, a band of unlucky misfits, has assembled at the Lord's call to plunge neckfirst into be-knighted barrows. We offer our services, humble though they are, to the Lord. We are: Hobart Hobnail, formerly a stonemason for his people in the ogre-chased mountains to the East...